Why developers like dark screen mode? Because light attract bugs.
Why restaurants do not open data centers? Because they haven’t enough servers.
What do data analysts do when they get bored? They pivot tables.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks, “Can I join you?”
Why did the functions stop calling each other? Because they had constant arguments.
What is the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance.
Why bachelors don’t like Git? Because they are afraid to commit.
How JavaScript call his son? JSON!
How many developers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It is a hardware issue.
Why parents don’t teach their kids about regular expressions? Because they don’t want them playing with matches.
Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#.
How does a sysadmin keep a fire going? They rotate the logs.
A programmer was arrested for writing unreadeable code. They refused to comment.
What did the psychic say to developers? I see dev people.
Why are machine learning models so fit? Because they do weight training.
Why are keyboards always working so hard? Because they have two shifts.
Where do computers keep their money? In a data bank.
What is an astronautes’s favourite computer key? The space bar.
What did the data analyst say when they were asked if they wanted to go to lunch? “I can’t, I’m still processing.”
Why do data analysts love hiking? Because they love mapping out the data trail.
Why do vampires use Linux? .. Because they don’t like Windows in their house.
Why did the computer go to the dentist? .. To get his Bluetooth checked.
Why is it so hard to find DevOps professionals on Mars? .. There’s no Terraform there yet.
Why did a DevOps Engineer join the army? .. Because they wanted to get deployed
How does a data analyst celebrate a birthday? .. With a pie chart, of course!
What do you call a group of data analysts dancing? .. A statistical function.
Why did the Python data scientist get arrested at customs? .. She was caught trying to import pandas!
How did the Data Scientist get his girlfriend to become an attractive model? .. By training her.
Why don’t AIs play hide and seek? .. Because good luck hiding from a machine with perfect recall.
Why did the AI fail its driving test? .. It couldn’t handle the “real-world” data.